Empty Bowl Salad (Because It Will Be)

Ingredients

• 1 12 cups of sliced up mushrooms (or to taste)
• 1 head broccoli, cut up and uncooked (or to taste)
• 1 medium red onion, chopped (or to taste)
• 12 cup chopped pecans (or nut of your choice)
• 1 pint of sliced strawberry
• 4 ounces feta cheese, crumbled could also use bleu cheese
• 1 cup oil (canola not olive oil)
• 12 cup red wine vinegar
• 12 cup sugar
• 13 cup ketchup
• 1 tablespoon tarragon