Hillbilly Horderves

Directions

1. 1
   Forget those saltines with ketchup there is a new horderve in town.
2. 2
   It is fancy enough to serve to the ATF agent as they are busting your still.
3. 3
   First take your ritz cracker and smear some peanut butter right on top.
4. 4
   Now if your kinda mad at your guests feel free to lick your fingers from time to time...its your little secret ;)
5. 5
   Now sprinkle on some choco chips.
6. 6
   Arrange on your best china..you know the ones that aint made of that sissy Styrofoam but high class cardboard.
7. 7
   Serve with a florish!