Monkey Brains Burger

Directions

1. 1
   Apply peanut butter to one slice of bread.
2. 2
   Slice banana lengthwise or diagonal if you're trying to impress someone with your culinary skills; width-wise if you're just trying to feed a hungry child; spread banana slices over peanut butter.
3. 3
   Plop the other slice of bread on top.
4. 4
   Squish lightly to compress the ingredients.
5. 5
   ALTERNATIVES: Honey or jam may be applied before adding the banana slices, although this would slightly alter the DNA perhaps resulting in a hybrid monkey, maybe even upgrading completely to a gorilla! Use with caution!