P B & J Feast

Directions

1. 1
   Check bread for moldy spots.
2. 2
   Throw the slices in the air 2 times.
3. 3
   Upon landing, spread peanut butter on two slices with knife to 1/8-inch thickness.
4. 4
   Lick off knife (be careful!).
5. 5
   Use same knife to scoop jelly from jar; be generous.
6. 6
   (If peanut butter sticks to the roof of mouth, apply more jam in subsequent sandwiches.)
7. 7
   Slap two slices together, being careful not to spill any jam.
8. 8
   Cut sandwich in half diagonally.
9. 9
   Bring to mouth and eat entire sandwich in four bites.
10. 10
    Swallow with thankfulness and make another one.