Play Dough

Directions

1. 1
   First, use care to select one, not too young, but tender and healthy.
2. 2
   Make your selection carefully and let it be final; otherwise, they will not keep.
3. 3
   Do not pickle him or put him in hot water.
4. 4
   This makes him sour.
5. 5
   Prepare as follows:
6. 6
   sweeten with smiles accordingly.
7. 7
   The sour, bitter kind are improved by a pinch of salt of common sense.
8. 8
   Spice with patience.
9. 9
   Wrap well with charity.
10. 10
    Preserve over a good fire of steady devotion. Serve with peaches and cream.
11. 11
    The poorest variety may be improved by this process and kept for years in any climate.