Sore A@%e Sushi

Directions

1. 1
   Use a rolling pin to rool the bread as flat as you can get it.
2. 2
   Spread the slices with the soft cheese.
3. 3
   cut the cucumber into strips and place about half an inch from the edge of the sandwich.
4. 4
   roll up the sandwich like a swiss roll (or sushi!)
5. 5
   and cut into 1 inch segments.
6. 6
   eat (feeling sorry for yourself is optional).