Super Fast Bread Recipe

Directions

1. 1
   Heat 3 cups of flour for 2 minutes in the microwave.
2. 2
   While that's happening, measure the water.
3. 3
   Add salt, dry yeast and a dollop of honey.
4. 4
   It looks like a mess, but don't worry about it.
5. 5
   Quickly take the hot flour and mix in the water combo with an electric mixer.
6. 6
   It should be sticky and gooey.
7. 7
   If your mixer is having trouble, just add more water.
8. 8
   Mix it around as long as you want.
9. 9
   Now, cover it, put it in a cool place, go away and ignore it.
10. 10
    Go to work, take a walk, go to sleep, whatever.
11. 11
    If you happen to pass the poor neglected thing during the day, pound it around a little with a wet spoon.
12. 12
    If you are going to ignore it for more than 8 hours, put it in the refrigerator.
13. 13
    If you are in a hurry, ignore the ignoring part and proceed to the next step.
14. 14
    Pound your sticky dough around with a wet spoon to pop all the bubbles, then slop it into a well oiled bread pan ( do not whisper sweet nothings in its ear ).
15. 15
    Set a timer and let the dough rise in a warm spot for 10 minutes.
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    If it was kept in the refrigerator, let it sit a little longer.
17. 17
    Set your timer again for 10 minutes and turn on your oven at 350F (180C).
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    When it's hot, put the bread in and set the timer for 50 minutes.