Veggie Pizza

Directions

1. 1
   One medium size elephant is needed for this recipe.
2. 2
   If the elephant is too large, the meat will be tough.
3. 3
   Use very sharp knife.
4. 4
   Cut the elephant into small bite size pieces (approximately 2 months is needed to cut up the elephant).
5. 5
   Cook over gas fire in open pot maintaining 465° temperature for about 4 weeks.
6. 6
   Salt to taste. Add enough brown gravy to cover.
7. 7
   This recipe serves approximately 3,800 people.
8. 8
   If more people are expected, two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary....most people do not like hare in their stew.