Whammers

Directions

1. 1
   Make these cookies while you are MAD!
2. 2
   DUMP brown sugar, oleo and peanut butter in a huge bowl.
3. 3
   THROW in oatmeal.
4. 4
   SLING in flour and baking soda.
5. 5
   SPLASH in vanilla.
6. 6
   DROP in eggs and nuts.
7. 7
   Start kneading and mixing with both hands, POUNDING and BEATING with FISTS to let out your aggressions.
8. 8
   Think of what and WHO you are mad at and REALLY LET THEM HAVE IT!
9. 9
   Make balls the size of walnuts.
10. 10
    SLAM the balls into some sugar and cinnamon (optional).
11. 11
    THROW them on a greased cookie sheet.
12. 12
    Give each a WHAM with your FIST to FLATTEN them.
13. 13
    Bake at 350 for 10 to 12 minutes.