Winter Squash Pie

Name: Winter Squash Pie
Ingredients: 1 medium-size winter squash (Ms. Fountain likes Buttercups and orange Hubbards; if you go canned, and shes definitely not recommending that, use unsweetened pumpkin); 3/4 cup sugar (half white, half brown, packed); 1/2 cup heavy cream; 1 tablespoon cornstarch; 2 teaspoons cinnamon; 1 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg; 18 teaspoon crushed cloves; Pinch of salt; 1 pie crust, homemade, of course; 4 eggs

10 ingredients

26 steps

Ingredients

1 medium-size winter squash (Ms. Fountain likes Buttercups and orange Hubbards; if you go canned, and shes definitely not recommending that, use unsweetened pumpkin)
3/4 cup sugar (half white, half brown, packed)
1/2 cup heavy cream
1 tablespoon cornstarch
2 teaspoons cinnamon
1 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg
18 teaspoon crushed cloves
Pinch of salt
1 pie crust, homemade, of course
4 eggs

Directions

1

Slice the squash in half.
2

This is the moment for the biggest knife in the drawer.
3

Scoop out the seeds.
4

Place each half facedown on a baking sheet lined with parchment or foil.
5

Bake for 30 to 50 minutes at 385 degrees, until squash feels soft on the outside.
6

After it cools from blistering to merely hot, scrape the meat from the skin with a spoon.
7

Run the squash through a food processor until it looks like baby food.
8

Measure 15 ounces or roughly 2 1/4 cups for the pie.
9

Go ahead and feed the rest to a baby.
10

Beat the eggs.
11

Add sugar and beat some more.
12

Add heavy cream.
13

Combine the cooked squash puree with the egg batter.
14

Toss the cornstarch, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves and salt in a bowl.
15

Add the spice mixture to the squash goop.
16

Unless you want a mouthful of cloves, might as well stir again.
17

If your Thanksgiving table is filled with blue-ribbon bakers who can detect a little soft dough from across the room, blind-bake the crust for a flakier bottom.
18

If youre anyone else including Ms. Fountain, at times youll probably skip this step.
19

Pour the filling into the pie crust.
20

Bake the pie at 350 degrees for 35 minutes.
21

Or 45.
22

Or maybe 50.
23

But dont overbake.
24

If the center jiggles like the back end of one of those music video dancers you wish the kids wouldnt watch, its done.
25

Serve with fresh whipped cream.
26

After the kids go to sleep, Ms. Fountain says, whip in a shot of rum.