Applesauce Cake

Directions

1. 1
   Preheat oven to 375°.
2. 2
   Remove toys from countertop.
3. 3
   Measure 2 cups of flour.
4. 4
   Get baking powder.
5. 5
   Remove kids' hands from flour. Get baking powder.
6. 6
   Remove kids' hands from flour.
7. 7
   Put flour, baking powder and salt into sifter.
8. 8
   Vacuum mixture the kids spilled on kitchen floor.
9. 9
   Get an egg.
10. 10
    Answer the phone. Separate egg and warm baby's bottle.
11. 11
    Help daughter figure math problem.
12. 12
    Grease pan.
13. 13
    Answer the doorbell.
14. 14
    Take 1/2 inch of salt from greased pan.
15. 15
    Look for kids.
16. 16
    Put mess in wastebasket and dishes into dishwasher.
17. 17
    Call the bakery.
18. 18
    Take an aspirin.