Asparagus Guacamole

Ingredients

• 1 1/2 lbs asparagus, trimmed
• 1 tablespoon reduced-calorie mayonnaise
• 1 tablespoon fresh lime juice
• 1/4 cup cilantro, coarsely chopped
• 3 medium scallions, thinly sliced
• 1/2 medium jalapeno pepper, minced
• 1 garlic clove, minced
• 1/8 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
• 1/8 teaspoon hot pepper sauce
• 1/8 teaspoon table salt, to taste
• 1/8 teaspoon black pepper, to taste