Bacon Bath Salts

Directions

1. 1
   Cook bacon to render as much of the fat as possible.
2. 2
   Meanwhile, mix epsom salts and borax in a bowl.
3. 3
   Remove the bacon (you don't need that for the bath salts, so just eat it).
4. 4
   Add a few drops of liquid smoke to the grease and mix.
5. 5
   Add salt/borax mixture to grease and mix thoroughly.
6. 6
   If it's too greasy, add more salt/borax until it's just evenly coated.