Barbecue Seagull

Directions

1. 1
   Start fire in barbecue range.
2. 2
   Set red brick over fire.
3. 3
   Lay seagull on brick.
4. 4
   Lay shingle on seagull.
5. 5
   Put on barbecue sauce. When fork can be stuck through brick with ease, throw away seagull and eat the shingle.