Bathtub Turkey

Directions

1. 1
   Thaw the turkey in the bathtub
2. 2
   Drink beer and play games while thawing
3. 3
   The next morning. Have a friend remove the innards, as you will be hungover and probably gag.
4. 4
   Place in roaster with apple, butter, and salt and pepper for at least four hours while you imbibe and play more games.
5. 5
   Enjoy with friends for whom you are thankful!