Bbq Voodoo

Ingredients

• ["1 (16 oz.) jar honey", "1 (16 oz.) jar molasses (unsulfured)", "2 heads garlic, sliced in half across bulb, outside paper removed", "3 canned chilpotles w/ adobo sauce", "8 ancho chilies, stemmed & seeded", "3 tablespoons black pepper", "1/4 cup coarse salt", "1 tablespoon whole cumin seed", "1 tablespoon coriander seed", "4 bay leaves", "2 quarts canned tomatoes (or 1 6 oz. can tomato paste)", "2 yellow onions, quartered", "1 5 lb. RIPE seedless watermelon cubed", "4 RIPE peaches, pitted and skin removed", "1 quart cider vinegar", "3 cups water", "1 large jar storebought BBQ sauce (Note: Put your favorite choice in here: hot and spicy \"Scott's\"" vinegar base