Best Ever Rum Cake

Directions

1. 1
   Before starting, sample rum to check quality.
2. 2
   Good, isn't it? Now proceed.
3. 3
   Select large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check rum again.
4. 4
   It must be just right.
5. 5
   To be sure rum is of proper quality, pour 1 level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can.
6. 6
   Repeat.
7. 7
   With electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
8. 8
   Add 1 teaspoon of thugar and beat again.