Black Bottom Cupcakes

Name: Black Bottom Cupcakes
Ingredients: 1 c. cream cheese; 1/3 c. sugar; 1 c. semi-sweet chocolate morsels; 1 1/2 c. flour; 1/4 c. cocoa; 1 tsp. soda; 1 c. water; 1/3 c. oil; 1 egg; 1/8 tsp. salt; 1 c. sugar; 1/2 tsp. salt; 1 tsp. vanilla; 1 tsp. vinegar

14 ingredients

5 steps

Ingredients

1 c. cream cheese
1/3 c. sugar
1 c. semi-sweet chocolate morsels
1 1/2 c. flour
1/4 c. cocoa
1 tsp. soda
1 c. water
1/3 c. oil
1 egg
1/8 tsp. salt
1 c. sugar
1/2 tsp. salt
1 tsp. vanilla
1 tsp. vinegar

Directions

1

Take 5 pounds of fervent devotion, 3 pounds of extract of faithfulness, 4 quarts of heartfelt satisfaction, 1 pound each of prudence and good nature, 6 scruples each of confidence and mature deliberation, 8 ounces each of gentleness and modesty, 12 scruples of matrimonial fidelity, 2 pounds connubial felecity, 3 quarts ecstatic enjoyment, 1 pound each of patience, industry and economy, 9 ounces each of discretion and benevolence, 4 ounces of neatness, 1/2 pound seeds of virture, 1 ounce essence of purity, 7 pints of sweetness of disposition.
2

Add to this 1 quart balm of 1000 ills, 5 pints of cream of excellence, 1 gallon milk of human kindness, 100 grains common sense.
3

Mix thoroughly with cheerfulness.
4

Pour into a golden bowl of domestic happiness, lubricated with the oil of gladness and bake in the oven of blessedness heated with the fire of true love.
5

While warm, spread with a frosting of gracefulness. In the center, place the star of hope, encircled with a wreath of smiles, interwoven with pinks of perfection and fasten wreath with golden cords of harmony and silver thread of discord.