Cream Cheese Dip

Directions

1. 1
   Go out into the 'cuntree' or on the road-side or 'fince' row and 'peek' 'yo-self' some poke.
2. 2
   Be sure ya' don't git snake bit! 'Brang' 'em home 'un warsh 'em.
3. 3
   Then 'tho' 'em in a pot an boil 'em good; drain an' add ya some mo' watta' an' boil again.
4. 4
   Then scramble ya up some egg an' mix with the poke.
5. 5
   Add salt and peppa'...an ya got 'yo-self' some poke salet.