Elephant Soup

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite-size pieces.
2. 2
   (This should take about 2 months.)
3. 3
   Cook over fire for about 3 weeks.
4. 4
   Cover with gravy. This will serve 4,012 people.
5. 5
   If more are expected, add 2 rabbits.
6. 6
   Do this only if necessary because people don't like to find hare in their soup.