Elephant Soup

11 ingredients
11 steps

Ingredients

  • 1 medium sized elephant
  • 50 mice
  • 200 lb. potatoes
  • 100 lb. carrots
  • 25 lb. onions
  • 6000 gallons sea water
  • 10 lb. salt
  • 5 lb. pepper
  • 1 lb. garlic
  • 1 large pot (and I mean LARGE!!!)
  • 2 rabbits (optional)

Directions

  1. 1
    Place
  2. 2
    mice
  3. 3
    in cage with elephant; wait 10 minutes for elephant
  4. 4
    to
  5. 5
    have heart
  6. 6
    failure.
  7. 7
    If
  8. 8
    elephant has not been subdued
  9. 9
    by
  10. 10
    his fierce opponents by this time, get more mice. When
  11. 11
    the elephant has been sufficiently pronounced dead, wash and prepare for service.

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