Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite size pieces with friends helping (may take 2 months).
2. 2
   Cover with brown gravy.
3. 3
   Cook over kerosene fire for 4 weeks at 465°.
4. 4
   Will serve 3,850 people.
5. 5
   If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.