* Elephant Stew *

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into 1-inch cubes, frequently adding pinches of salt and pepper (this should take approximately 72 days).
2. 2
   Add enough gravy to cover.
3. 3
   Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465°.
4. 4
   If more than 3,800 people are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.