Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into small bite-size pieces.
2. 2
   This usually takes about 2 months.
3. 3
   Add enough gravy to cover (approximately 500 gallons).
4. 4
   Cook over kerosene fire 5 weeks at 450°.
5. 5
   This will serve 4000 people.
6. 6
   If more are expected, the rabbits may be added but only if necessary as most people don't like to find a hare in their stew!!!!!!