Elephant Stew

Directions

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   Cut elephant in
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   bite-sized
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   pieces;
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   add
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   enough brown gravy to cover.
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   Cook
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   over kerosene fire for about four weeks at 485°. This will
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   serve
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   about
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    3,800
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    people.
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    If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be
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    added; but do this only in case of emergency. Most people don't like hare (hair) in their stew.