Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into small pieces (takes about 2 months).
2. 2
   Add enough gravy to cover.
3. 3
   Cook over kerosene fire for 4 weeks at 465°.
4. 4
   Serves 3,800 people.
5. 5
   If more are expected, add the two rabbits.
6. 6
   But do this only if necessary, as most people don't like hare in their stew.