Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into small bite-size pieces.
2. 2
   (This usually takes about 2 months.)
3. 3
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
4. 4
   Cook over kerosene fire for about 5 weeks at 450°.
5. 5
   This will serve about 4000.
6. 6
   If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.