Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut the elephant into bite size pieces.
2. 2
   (This should take about 2 months.)
3. 3
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
4. 4
   Simmer over kerosene stove at 465° for about 4 weeks.
5. 5
   Serves approximately 3,800 people, but if more are expected, add the two rabbits.
6. 6
   This should only be done if absolutely necessary, because most people do not like to find hare in their stew.