Elephant Stew

5 ingredients
1 steps

Ingredients

  • 1 elephant
  • 2 rabbits (optional)
  • salt
  • pepper
  • brown gravy

Directions

  1. 1
    ["Cut elephant into bite size pieces; this should take about 2 months.", "Add enough gravy to cover.", "Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465\u00b0.", "This will serve 3,800.", "If more diners are expected, then add 2 rabbits, but only if necessary because most people don't like \"hare\"" in their stew.""]"

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