Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite-size pieces (this takes about 2 months).
2. 2
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
3. 3
   Salt and pepper to taste.
4. 4
   Cook for about 4 weeks at 465°.
5. 5
   Will serve 380 people. If more are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added.
6. 6
   Do this only if necessary; most people do not like hair in their stew.