Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant in bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This should take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Cover with brown gravy and cook over open fire in a huge pot for about 4 weeks at 425°.
4. 4
   This will serve 3,800 people.
5. 5
   If more people are expected, two rabbits may be added, only do that if necessary because most people do not like to find hare in their food.