Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite-size pieces.
2. 2
   This takes about 2 months.
3. 3
   Add gravy to cover.
4. 4
   Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 405°.
5. 5
   This will serve 3,800 people.
6. 6
   If more people are expected, add 2 rabbits, but do this only if necessary because most people don't like to find hair in their stew.