Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This should take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
4. 4
   Cook over hot fire for 3 weeks.
5. 5
   This will serve 3800 people.
6. 6
   If more are expected, the two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.