Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into small bite sized pieces.
2. 2
   This will take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Add enough brown gravy to cover and cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 450°.
4. 4
   This will serve 3,800 people. If more are expected, then add 2 rabbits.
5. 5
   But do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.