Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into small bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This will possibly take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Please save the trunk, you will need something to store the pieces in.
4. 4
   Add brown gravy to cover meat in pot.
5. 5
   Cook over a wood or kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465°.
6. 6
   This will serve about 3,900 people.
7. 7
   If more are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added.
8. 8
   But do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.