Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite-size pieces (takes about 2 months).
2. 2
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
3. 3
   Cook over open fire about 4 weeks at 465°.
4. 4
   Serves 2,000 to 4,000 people.
5. 5
   If more guests are expected, 2 rabbits may be added; however, most people don't like hare in their stew.