Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This should take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Add brown gravy and simmer.
4. 4
   Add salt and pepper to taste.
5. 5
   Heat whale oil to brown mushrooms, celery and onions.
6. 6
   Mix all ingredients and cook over kerosene fire for 4 weeks at 465°. Yield:
7. 7
   3,800 or more servings.
8. 8
   If more guests are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.