Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Dice elephant into small pieces; takes about 2 months.
2. 2
   Add enough gravy to cover.
3. 3
   Cook over kerosene stove for about 4 weeks at 465°.
4. 4
   This will serve 3,800 people, but if more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but only if necessary, because most people don't like to find hare in their stew.