Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This will take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
4. 4
   Cook over a wood fire for about 2 weeks.
5. 5
   Season.
6. 6
   This will serve about 3,801 people. If more are expected, add the 2 rabbits, but do so only if necessary, as most people don't like to find hare in their stew.