Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   After cleaning elephant meat, cut into cubes.
2. 2
   Add enough vegetable stock or beef broth to cover.
3. 3
   Cook 4 weeks over charcoal fire.
4. 4
   Serves 3000.
5. 5
   If more guests are expected, add the two rabbits.
6. 6
   Only add as last resort as most people don't like hare in their stew.