Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant into small bite-size pieces.
2. 2
   This will take about 2 months.
3. 3
   Add enough brown gravy to cover.
4. 4
   Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 462°.
5. 5
   This will serve 3,800 people.
6. 6
   If more are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew. Yield:
7. 7
   3,800 servings.