Elephant Stew

6 ingredients
4 steps

Ingredients

  • 1 medium size elephant
  • 500 gal. brown gravy
  • salt and pepper (50 lb. each)
  • 1.7 tons crackers
  • 2 rabbits (optional)
  • 1 jalapeno pepper (optional)

Directions

  1. 1
    Cut elephant into bite size pieces (this should take about 2 months).
  2. 2
    Add gravy and cook about 4 weeks at 465°.
  3. 3
    This will serve 3,800 people.
  4. 4
    If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like finding hare in their stew!

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