Elephant Stew

Directions

1. 1
   Cut elephant in bite size pieces.
2. 2
   This takes a while. Marinate in lots and lots of apple cider.
3. 3
   Add enough brown gravy to cover and some spice to taste.
4. 4
   Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks, or until tender.
5. 5
   This will serve approximately 3,799 people.
6. 6
   If more are expected, add the 2 rabbits.
7. 7
   But, do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.