Flat Cat Cookies

Directions

1. 1
   Preheat oven to temperature specified on package.
2. 2
   Sprinkle flour on a clean, flat surface and roll out cookie dough slightly thicker than what the package calls for.
3. 3
   Then, using butter knife, cut out cookies in the shape of a flattened cat.
4. 4
   Use a large spatula to carefully transfer cookies to cookie sheet.
5. 5
   Bake according to package directions.
6. 6
   While they're cooling, count out enough cinnamon candies to put two eyes and a nose on each cat.
7. 7
   Carefully flatten between the front and bakdof two spoons and set aside.
8. 8
   Allow the cookies to cool on the cookie sheet for about 3 minutes and then press in eyes and nose.
9. 9
   Transfer to wire rack to continue cooling.
10. 10
    Dribble jam here and there on each cookie for blood.
11. 11
    Makes approximately 3 dozen kitty road kill Sicko serving suggestion: Instead of making each cookie in a perfect cat shape, make a few that are missing a limb and/or tail.
12. 12
    Why not even sever a head or two?
13. 13
    Drip jam blood at stumps for an authentically dismembered look?