German Spam Casserole

Directions

1. 1
   Make sure that your German fries have been made from Blah potatoes, and keep them warm.
2. 2
   Grind the Spam, cheese, onion and pepper together.
3. 3
   (Grinding makes the dish easier to eat for those guest trolls who left their dentures at home).
4. 4
   Combine with the Pumpernickel crumbs, eggs, and milk.
5. 5
   Grease a large casserole dish with a generous amount of the Bratwurst fat.
6. 6
   Place the Spam mixture in the casserole, and then arrange the sliced dill pickles on top.
7. 7
   Bake, covered, at 350°F for 11/4 hours.
8. 8
   Uncover and bake 15 minutes more to brown.
9. 9
   Serve with German fries in individual emesis basins.
10. 10
    Don't forget the Oreos for dessert!