Grape Wine

Directions

1. 1
   The other day a friend of mine gave me a sack of home grown tomatoes and asked that I sample them.
2. 2
   Now the only way to sample a tomato is to make a tomato sandwich.
3. 3
   You need some fresh sandwich bread, not whole wheat, not rye, but white loaf bread. Coat two sides with mayonnaise, either homemade or Hellmann's. Slice the tomato in 1/2-inch slices and cover the bread.
4. 4
   Give a generous dashing of salt and pepper.
5. 5
   Mmmmmm delicious.