Happiness Bread

Directions

1. 1
   Preheat oven to 375°.
2. 2
   Turn down television.
3. 3
   Remove toys from countertop.
4. 4
   Measure 2 cups of flour.
5. 5
   Put flour, baking powder and salt into sifter.
6. 6
   Vacuum mixture from flour, which Benjamin spilled.
7. 7
   Get an egg.
8. 8
   Answer phone.
9. 9
   Grease pan.
10. 10
    Answer door. Take 1/2-inch of salt from greased pan and look for Benjamin.
11. 11
    Put mess in wastebasket.
12. 12
    Wash dishes.
13. 13
    Call the bakery and take an aspirin.