No Cook Recipe

Directions

1. 1
   Load family (husband included) into family vehicle (van preferably for separating kids).
2. 2
   Drive to nearest location (can't stand kids for any longer) and release kids on the establishment (hopefully there's a playground).
3. 3
   When food is gone (whether in stomachs or on floor) leave to the relief of others sitting around you.
4. 4
   Oh!
5. 5
   Don't forget your coupons!