Preserving Children

4 ingredients
4 steps

Ingredients

  • 1 large grassy field
  • 1 doz. children
  • 3 small dogs
  • 1 narrow brook, pebbly if possible

Directions

  1. 1
    Mix children with dogs and empty into field, stirring constantly. Sprinkle with wild flowers.
  2. 2
    Pour brook gently over pebbles.
  3. 3
    Cover with a blue sky and bake in hot sun.
  4. 4
    When children are well browned, they may be removed and set in a cool bathtub.

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