Recipe Of A Military Spouse

Directions

1. 1
   With above ingredients, add 2 teaspoons elbow grease.
2. 2
   Let set alone for 1 year.
3. 3
   Marinate frequently with salty tears.
4. 4
   Pour off excess fat.
5. 5
   Sprinkle ever so lightly with money.
6. 6
   Knead dough until payday.
7. 7
   Season with international spices.
8. 8
   Bake 20 years or until done.
9. 9
   Serve with pride.